Thursday, August 23, 2012

My New Book, "Sex, Murder and the Three of Us" is on Sale NOW!

Sex, Murder and The Three of Us is the dark, erotic tale of a love triangle between a married couple and their male friend after the three are forced to flee their hometown following a double murder. The result is a story of death, drugs, and a struggle with sexuality told alternately from the points of view of all three main characters.
After Tyler Morrison, her husband Black and his best friend Miles commit a double homicide following a botched assault on Tyler, it seems they have no choice but to leave town immediately. When they begin their journey, the plan is to spend only a few weeks away from home to escape being blamed for the murders. Weeks turn into months, however, and friendship turns into more. Once drugs and money enter the mix, things become even more complicated. Tyler longs for Black, Black longs for Miles, and Miles longs for Tyler. But how do the three of them manage to survive their traumatic ordeal while maintaining their friendship? And what happens to friendship when sex becomes involved? Sex, Murder and The Three of Us is dark, engaging, and explores the most silent parts of the human mind that we hide from everyone – even ourselves.
 
The book is on sale for just $2.99 on Amazon for Kindle.  Check it out

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Happy Birthday Jack White. You Pretty Much Are Awesome and Amazing and We Appreciate You Gifting Us with Things Like Music and Your Life and Stuff...

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Oh hey didn't you hear? The man among mortals Jack White is celebrating his 36th birthday today. Knowing him, his internal monologue probably went something like this during his first waking moments:
"Today is my birthday. I hope someone remembers, but I hope they don't KNOW I hope they remember. No, I'm going to play this one pretty close to the chest and pretend to be too cool for a birthday. But as everyone knows, it's not
cool to be cool, so to be truly cool you have to be uncooly cool. And the definition of uncooly cool clearly states that caring about birthdays and balloons and party favors is strictly prohibited. Plus if I mention the word 'Birthday' to Loretta Lynn she is going to remember how much older she is than me, and instantly consider my opinions about music invalid. Then again, I bet Loretta makes a mean-ass birthday cake. Shit! Rock and a Hard Place, I have surely met you today..."
Anyway, happy birthday to one of the all-time best musicians ever, Jack White. If you care to read more about capitol H-I-M, mosey on over to this Paste article where you can find a cooly-uncool write up on 16 Awesome Things About Jack White. (Hint, there's only 16 facts because their clearly is not room for their original draft "Infinity Awesome Things About Jack White".

APPLAUSE

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Am I back? Where have I been? Who shot J.R.? The answer is...I don't know! That's the kind of philosophic mumbo jumbo you should be used to from me by now. What I do know is that I am going to make a valiant effort to make a valiant effort to be posting more in the future. So please continue to check back semi-periodically for stuff and things and pictures and who the hell knows what else? Probably mostly pictures and fashion. The gossip part is way too exhausting, unless you just want me to start writing fan-fiction in which case I am super great at off-the cuff storytelling.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Epic Picture of the Day

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Because Drew Barrymore never gets old. Seriously. Drew Barrymore never gets old. I'm watching Poison Ivy right now and homegirl looks the same today as she did a decade ago. I suspect some sort of witchcraft or sorcery...

Gorgeous, Perfect, Stunning, Flawless, Amazing, Etc.

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Moet and Chandon champagne spokesperson and goddess of my world Scarlett Johansson recently spent some time in France helping pick and harvest grapes for the international brand. Needless to say our girl looked like something straight out of a Monet painting. I swear, if I did not worship the ground this girl walks on I would just give up on life. Talking about making a chick feel homely! On one hand I would absolutely die to meet ScarJo. On the other hand, I don't think I'd be prepared to stand next to her and feel like the most basic bitch on the planet. Still, it's pretty darn refreshing to take in such gorgeous photos. Beautiful landscapes + beautiful creation of woman=proof that there must be a God. Or, you know, maybe just some pretty new desktop wallpaper. I'll let you decide.

 
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