Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Fugulicious Shoes

Have you ever looked at Fergie Ferg and thought, "Now that is a busted face bitch I wanna look just like!" Well now you can! (Without the peeing yourelf of course. Unless you're into that kind of thing in which case, please don't it on my couch.) The Black Eyed Pea turn solo singer is the latest celeb to jump on the designer bandwagon, inking a deal with Brown Shoe to release her own sHOe collection in Spring 2009.
“A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat” says Fergie. Gross. As tacky as KMart but with the sticker shock of Bergdorf. You have to love the cajones of these celebs to come up with the ugliest shit ever and charge us an assload. Some nerve, Fergie!
I'm totally waiting for the Suge Knight tampon. Aborbs more blood than the leading brand!


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