Friday, May 30, 2008

"Hottest Royals" with Cheese List

Forbes has comprised their list of the hottest of the young, the fabulous and the wealthiest blue bloods on Earth, because why the hell not? The magazine used the "winning combinations of looks, money, and popularity on the Web", and the list was only comprised of unmarriedes under the age of 35. Let's take a peek at the top 20, shalls we?
01. Prince William (Britain) No!
02. Prince Harry (Britain) Yes!
03. Zara Phillips (Britain) That horse face?!?
04. Princess Beatrice (Britain) Eh.
05. Charlotte Casiraghi (Monaco) Gorg.
06. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (Dubai) That's a mouthful. He's pretty cute though. Kind of like David Blaine.
07. Princess Victoria (Sweden) Busted face.
08. Prince Azim (Brunei) That is riiiiiich! Definetely not the hottest on the block, but rich as sin.
09. Prince Carl Philip (Sweden) Typical doucheface.
10. Andrea Casiraghi (Monaco) "I can't believe it's not butter!" Stavros meets Fabio. In a hysterical way.
11. Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis (Germany) Three words: Serial Killer Face. Like he has violent tendancies. I would definetely sleep with one eye open.
12. Princess Madeline (Sweden) Pageant Queen. Wants world peace. And the perfect shade of foundation to match her skin tone. And a boy to walk hand in hand on the beach with on a moonlit night.
13. Princess Theodora (Greece and Denmark) Cute.
14. Prince Wenzeslaus (Liechtenstein) Adriana Lima dated this dude. Because he's rich. Not cause he's hot.
15. Princess Tsuguko (Japan) Pretty
16. Princess Sirivannavari (Thailand) Love! Fashion darling and looks like a hardcore bitch. We would definetely get along.
17. Sheikha Maitha bint Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum (United Arab Emirates) Umm....really?!?
18. Princess Iman bint Al Hussein (Jordan) Definetely
19. Prince Philippos (Greece and Denmark) Eh.
20. Princess Sikhanyiso (Swaziland) Gorg.
Boo!!! Sirivannavari Nariratana and Prince Harry should tie for the number one spot and the rest should fall in distant, distant positions. They cannot match the supreme hotness of Fashionista Princess Sirivannavari and Hot Harry in Uniform! Bonkers!



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