Sunday, May 25, 2008

Jenna Jameson: Just Like Angelina Jolie

US Magazine recently caught up with former porn star that now thinks her shit don't stink, Jenna Jameson, who likened herself to UN Goodwill Abasador and mother of 317, Angelina Jolie. The twice divorced Jenna said that she does not plan to marry fellow busted faced bitch Tito Ortiz, but would like to experience being a mother for the first time. “I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! “We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added. First of all, the only thing Jenna and Angie have in common is the mileage on their vaginas. That shit has seen more wear and tear than Goodyear. Secondly, can you imagine being dealt the shitty hand of Jenna and Tito being your parents? They would steal all your toys and would whore you out to each and every mag that would flash a dime their way. If reincarnation is for real, than their child had to have been Stalin or some shit to end up with that raw deal.


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