Thursday, May 22, 2008

OK! Magazine's Lame Top 50 Man Candy of the Year List

Hotness is Not a Laughing Matter
Freddy Rodriguez
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Bear Grylls
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James McAvoy
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This list is such a joke! I would approve maybe (maybe) 6 of these dudes. And that is being overly generous. Jesse Metcalfe?!? Adrian Grenier?!? Sean Faris?!? Chad Michael Effing Murray?!? They need to seriously get the hell out of here with that noise. Where is Bear Grylls? There is nothing that hot bitch will not do. He has no boundaries! He beats all these bitches any day of the week! And James McAvoy?!? Where is he? You cannot tell me they forgot him. Blasphemers! Not to mention, oh, I don't know, EVERY guy I listed on my previous Hot Bachelors List. And Freddy Rodriguez! No Freddy Rodriguez! I swear these dumbasses know nothing about sexy. They wouldn't know a real man if he dick slapped them. This list is a disgrace! Disgrace! Here's the list though. It's good for a giggle.
OK! Mag's Top 50 Man *giggle!* Candy of the Year
1. David Beckham, 33, professional soccer player
2. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, dancer
3. Shemar Moore, 38, actor
4. Antonio Sabato, Jr., 36, actor
5. Michael Phelps, 22, Olympic swimmer
6. Jesse Metcalfe, 29, actor
7. Jerry O’Connell, 34, actor
8. Ashton Kutcher, 30, actor/producer
9. Chris Carmack, 27, actor/model
10. Mario Lopez, 34, actor/dancer/TV correspondent
11. Pierce Brosnan, 55, actor
12. Jeremy Piven, 42, actor
13. Eddie Cibrian, 34, actor
14. Adrian Grenier, 31, actor/director
15. Hugh Jackman, 39, actor
16. Daniel Dae Kim, 39, actor
17. Lance Bass, 29, musician
18. LL Cool J, 40, actor/musician
19. Sean Faris, 26, actor
20. Liev Schreiber, 40, actor
21 Andy Baldwin, 31, doctor, US Navy
22 Simon Baker, 38, actor
23. Tyson Beckford, 37, actor/model
24. Lance Armstrong, 36, champion cyclist
25. Simon Cowell, 48, American Idol judge
26. Ryan Phillippe, 33, actor
27. Gavin Rossdale, 40, musician
28. Orlando Bloom, 31, actor
29. Scott Caan, 31, actor
30. Chad Michael Murray, 26, actor
31. Josh Duhamel, 35, actor
32. Will Smith, 39, actor/musician
33. Eric Dane, 35, actor
34, Chris Evans, 26, actor
35. Kelly Slater, 36, professional surfer
36. Daniel Craig, 40, actor
37. Gilles Marini, 32, actor
38. Lenny Kravitz, 43, musician
39. Eduardo Verastegui, 34, actor/musician/model
40. Amaury Nolasco, 37, actor
41. Matt Lauer, 50, Today Show host
42. Dennis Quaid, 54, actor
43. Prince Harry of Great Britain, 23
44. Ty Pennington, 42, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition host
45. Andy Roddick, 25, tennis champion
46. Enrique Iglesias, 33, musician
47. Christiano Ronaldo, 23, pro soccer player
48. Robert Buckley, 27, actor
49. Nick Cannon, 27, actor/musician
50. Apolo Anton Ohno, 25, Olympic speed skater
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