Thursday, May 29, 2008

Naomi Campbell Charged With Bitchery

Naomi Campbell has been officially charged with five, count them, five offenses steming from the Heathrow incident that went down in April in which she allegedly spit on, beat and cursed at cops. The counts include the assaulting of a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behaviour to cabin crew. Her lawyer stated that, "Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously." I bet that bitch i bitterly disappointed and you can bet your sweet ass she is taking that bitterness out on some innocent assistant right now. She is due in court on June 20th, but you already know how this is going to go. There's going to be a long drawn out case, they'll book her, be a fabulous mug shot (in which, she'll give great face), she'll serve 3 minutes and five seconds, during which she'll sign autographs and be showered with compliments, adoration and candy from the officer's desk and she'll leave about how much it has humbled her. Wash rinse and repeat and back to square one!


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