Saturday, May 31, 2008

Spike TV's 2nd Annual Guy's Choice Awards

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Spike TV held it's 2nd annual "Guy's Choice" Awards, with John Cho and Kal Penn hosting. (After seeing Kal Penn in "The Namesake" and "House", thankfully I no longer see him as just Kumar). To see the complete list of winners, check below. I think you'll probably agree with most of the selections. Particularly the decade of hotness which went to Cameron Diaz. The only one I didn't get was Jessica Simpson as the femme fetale. When I think femme fetale, I think total maneater sexpot. Which isn't really her at all. Spike also involved the troops, which of course, I always love to see. Oh, and one more thing. WTF happened to Anna Farris' face?!? Bitch need to lay of the collagen on the real. She used to be a dope girl, now she just looks like every other bobbleheaded no-brained Hollywood slut.
Megan Fox & Marissa Miller Genuine Draft

Melanie Brown & Anna Farris Wheel

Hugh, Kendra, Bridget and Holly

Kat Von D & Tila Tequila

Cameron Diaz and awesome soldiers & Anne Hathaway

Kat Von D and Chuck Liddell (Iceman!!!) & Eva Mendes

Seth MacFarlane and Selma Blair & The Piv

Cameron Diaz & John Cho and Kal Penn

Complete List of Winners:
GUY OF THE YEAR: Matt Damon
ALPHA MALE GUY: Hugh Hefner
MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Ironman
BRASS BALLS: Harrison Ford
NEXT BIG THING: Megan Fox
HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET: Jessica Biel
BALLSIEST BAND: Linkin Park
FUNNIEST M.F.: Steve Carell
GUY MOVIE HALL OF FAME: There’s Something About Mary
BIGGEST ASS KICKER: Jason Bourne
SEXIEST SIREN: Rihanna
MOST UNSTOPPABLE JOCK: Eli Manning
KING OF COMEDY: Chris Rock
MOST DANGEROUS MAN: Anderson Silva
DECADE OF HOTNESS: Cameron Diaz
HOT N’ FRESH: Marisa Miller
PLAY OF THE YEAR: David Tyree
OUTSTANDING LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT: Slash
REAL SPORTS MIRACLE: Kevin Everett Eli/Peyton Manning
BADASS DNA TOP FANTASY LEAGUER: LeBron James
HOTTEST EVA: Eva Mendes
SO HOT THEY’RE FAMOUS: Tila Tequila
PRESIDENTIAL VOTING CATEGORY: Barack Obama
FEMME FATALE: Jessica Simpson
HOT & FUNNY: Sarah Silverman
FIERCEST FEMALE: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil)
VIRAL VIDEO: I’m F**king Ben Affleck
LUCKIEST BASTARD: Brian Austin Green
HILARIOUS DOT COM AWARD: Funny or Die
SICKEST RHYMES: Kanye West
KILLER QUOTE: “Don’t taze me, bro.”
FOXIEST PRESIDENTIAL GROUPIE: Hillary Hottie

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