Saturday, May 31, 2008

Ummm...Are We Sure That's Her Baby?

Christina Aguilera just filmed a new PSA about voting with "her" baby. Says the L.A. Times:
In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of "America the Beautiful" to her son, who was born in January. The Grammy winner said she didn't think twice about putting her son in the spot because it's "inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press," so it might as well be channeled into a good cause.
"This election in particular is such an exciting and historical one, and so I was proud to have my son and I stand together for such a powerful moment and message in time," the 27-year-old star said.
Are we sure that kid is hers? I bet that bitch can't pick her kid out of a line up. You could put baby Max in with like, five 40 year olds and she'd be all, "Let me see the guy with the tattoo on his face again..." She hasn't seen that kid since she pretended to love him at that damn People photo shoot! Harsh, yes, but damn! She's been straight partying since she shot him out of her hotbox. That kid is nothing but a prop for some press. Like a purple LV purse that only goes with a certain amount of shoes in your closet. Yeah, it looked super great in the store. You were like, "hell yeah! I LOVE this purple purse! I am going to use it every day!" Then you got it home and realized it only went with your gold sandals. And whenever you do bring it out, everybody talks about how cute it is, how much they wish they had a purple purse and you're all, "If you only knew!" Yeah. Max is Christina's purple purse.


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