Thursday, June 26, 2008

As Natural as a Hailstorm in Hell During a Speech About the Economic Backdraft of Papua New Guineau Being Given By a Rollerskating Monkey

Why, WHY is the helly hell is Nicole Scherzinger at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday dinner?!? Please tell me! One of the greatest, most inspirational leaders of all time and the main ho from the Pussycat Dolls is on his B-Day guest list? I'm actually suprised she's dressed so demurely in a lace see through shirt. Sure you can see her bra, but at least you can't see her vulva and that's a major compromise for Ms. Scherzinger. I'm utterly shocked that she didn't try to rub her hotbox all over Nelson Mandela. You know, because that's how you say "Happy Birthday" in whore.



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