Monday, June 9, 2008

Jessica Alba Has Baby, World Says, "Who Cares?"

Jessica Alba brought Honor Marie Warren into the world Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. US Weekly reports that Alba's husband and baby daddy Cash was overheard saying about Honor, "She's beautiful!" Of course! What the hell else is he going to say? "Ew! She's icky! What's all that gross stuff? And why is she all wrinkly like an old man? Put her back! I don't think she's cooked all the way! Too fugly! Not enough hair! Do you have other models perhaps that we could choose from?" When reached, Jessie's rep had no comment.


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