Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Kobe Bryant's Wife's Bikini Pictures Not Quite As Good As They Sound

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Following the fug of Colin Farrell beach pictures is Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa. Now I'm not saying she's fat, I'm just trying to keep it real. Things could be a little tighter. You know they totally could! Bitch doesn't have a job! She's got nannies out the ass! All I'm saying is with all that free time and a gym in her home, she could probably be hitting the stairmaster. I'm sure she's very busy lounging by the pool and getting her nails done and watching the cooks make whatever the fuck she wants for lunch or polishing her 27 carat diamond rings, but she could probably manage to squeeze in a couple of miles on the treadmill here or there. At least hold the weights while frantically yelling at the housekeepers about how they didn't send her favorite Gucci dress to the drycleaners yet. Anyway, here's our modern mom vacaying in Cabo an Lucas. I know. It's so hard. *Tear*

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