Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Say Wha?!? Heatherette To Outfit Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" Tour

Oh, Madonna! Say it ain't so! Tackadocious Heatherette will be designing the duds to be worn by Madgers on her "Sticky and Sweet" tour, in promotion for her latest album, "I Love Werther's Originals even though they sticks to my dentures". The legend's publicist, Liz Rosenberg, contacted Heatherette recently, asking them to come up with ideas and sketches. Now, I can only imagine that old age has worsened Madge's sight, leading her to sign off on the fug ass feather and glitter mess of shit that I'm sure Richie Rich and the other one no one cares about came up with. That, or she just picked them cause she heard that's what the kids are into these days. She should stick with her BFF and solid standby, Jean Paul Gaultier! He is probably deleting her from his Blackberry as we speak! Also suspect is the timing of this decision, considering the whispers in the fashion world that Heatherette was majorly on the downslope. I guess everyone realized their shit looked like the blended vomit of David LaChapelle, Amanda Lepore, Anna Nicole Smith, and the inside of Paris Hilton's putrid pussy.


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