Thursday, June 12, 2008

Spike Calls Clint Racist, Italians Call Spike Racist, And I Call Them All Catty Bitches

So Spike Lee and Clint Eastwood have been having this major bitch fight, right? See, Spike, (real name Shelton!), claimed that Clint was a racist, and didn't use enough black people in his films. Upon hearing this, Clint was all, "Fuck you, silly pants!", and Spike was all, "No, fuck you, ninnyfluffer!" and then they began verbally bitch slapping each other like a bunch of Flavor of Love hos over the last bottle of Bartles and James. Well now the Italic Institute of America is giving Lee a taste of his own Dimatap, saying that he doesn't use enough Italians in his films.
According to Bill Dal Cerro, president of the Italic Institute of America, Lee may have his own anti-Italian racist tendencies to worry about.
“Spike Lee is very talented, but I sometimes wish he’d practice what he preaches,” Dal Cerro said. “His points about African-Americans are well taken, but, ironically, he does the same thing to Italians in his films.”
I think I speak for everyone when I say just shut your traps, ladies! You are taking it too far! There are plenty of other, more pressing issues to be concerned with like climate control, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the ever increasing popularity of The Quacker Factory. You all need to just sit down, do some damn breathing excercises, and realize how good you have it. Save the drama for your movies! Oh, and I put in a picture of Sophia Loren because she's Italian and I can't stand to look at any of these bitter Betty's fug mugs.



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