Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Amy Winehouse Buys New Shorts, Barhops

OMFG. Are those new shorts Amy Winehouse is wearing?!? Has hell frozen over? Has the appocalyse begun? Should I run to the grocers and stock up on bottled water and canned goods? My brain cannot wrap itself around the fact that Amy is not wearing the same wretched, putrid jean shorty shorts that she has elegantly been displaying for the past 7 months. Truely she must have read my numerous pleas for her to buy some new bottoms. Thank you for finally listening Amy and I truely hope you burned your old pair. When not buying new shorts, Amy spent yesterday attending rehab in the morning and barhopping at night. Good to see she is finally getting her shit together. Although she is really risking her life by putting her fingers in her mouth. God knows what kind of gross fungus and disease is leaving beneath those fingernails.


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