Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Messiahs Are Here!

You guys better start gathering your frankincense and myrrh, because the second comings have arrived! Angelina Jolie gave birth last night around 8 p.m. by Cesarian section to her twins-a boy and a girl-named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Obviously the name Marcheline was chosen to honor Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died of cancer in Jan 2007. The birth took place at the seaside Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France, and the boy weighed 5.03 pounds and the girl 5 pounds. The obstetrician who had the honor of delivering the messiahs, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told The Associated Press that Jolie, Brad Pitt and the babies "are doing marvelously well." Of course they are! They are the chosen ones sent from heaven! I am sure they are already performing miricals in the hospital. You know, curing leprosy and making the blind to see. Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few more days. Yeah right! That chick will be out in two hours, feeding the homeless and saving refugees with the help of her second comings. You just wait and see!


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