Thursday, July 24, 2008

Shanna Talks Shit

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Shanna Moakler is yet again on the warpath against a useless, waste of space celebutard. This time it's not Paris, but rather Kim Kardashian who she claims tried to eff that skinny bones piece of trash on-off husband of Shanna, Travis Barker. In a recent interview with TheDirty.com, girlfriend goes off on how she wanted to give a royal beatdown:
Nik Richie: Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?
Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!
Nik Richie: Not nice?! I’m surprised it even fits through a door!
Shanna: Anyway, I saw her and she was standing next to Carmen (Electra) for her press op, of course. I thought I was going to be at this bbq with friends so when I saw her I simply had zero desire to be there. I was walking out but the sheer site of her makes me ill. I actually feel bad for Paris (Hilton). Okay, maybe not, but sort of. This girl totally uses her! I walked by her and just told her that she was lucky to be standing next to Carmen. I was trying to respect her (Carmen Electra) party but then the east coast came out of me and I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that whore was there. Then, Reggie comes up and says (Shanna switches to a Mr. T voice) “YO! Be careful what you say!” And I was like “Your girls a whore!” and he said it again - “Be careful what you say.” and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!” I seriously don’t understand, can someone explain to me why these men defend these girls who literally have a different tongue in them every night?! If your woman wants to f*ck married men and ruin families, you better expect a pissed of ex-wife is going to come out! It floors me when they’re so shocked and awed by this! Ugh, so he (Reggie) came in and was trying to be really nice and I actually liked him! I just felt bad for him because he was defending her and he has no clue why I was event upset. …I’ve got some e-mails he should probably read.
Oh smack! Bitch is out for blood. Well, collagen, silicon, ass implants and a bucket full of her sucked out lard, and random swirls of sperm. You know that's all Kimberly consists of.
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