Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Supposed Lost Lohan Sister Wants to Record Album. And I Want a Unicorn!

The girl that claims to be Lindsay's half sister, Ashley Kaufmann, is reportedly trying to follow in the footsteps of Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.” A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.” I think I speak for everyone when I say NO! No, no, no, no, NO! Just because you think you might be the sister of a famous actress, it doesn't mean that you're entitled to star in movies, cut records, and get your own reality show. It's not some sort of right. Why don't you just go to school, do your homework, and watch Gossip Girl like every other 13 year old? Do parents ever say no anymore? Of course not! They just wanna cash that check-childhood be damned!


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