Sunday, August 3, 2008

2008 Teen Choice Awards

This evening was the 2008 Teen Choice Awards, and since I feel like a creepy old man talking about teen fashion and it's late, I'm going to skip the commentary and go right for the clothes. Let us proceed!
Best Dressed: Danica Patrick
That dress would be sweet and innocent, but Danica spices it up with a gold studded belt and (HELLO?!?) the most ferocious pair of gold gladiators I have ever seen. Lustworthy!
Worst Dressed: Ed Westwick
UGH! This look just says, "Fuck it! I don't care! I don't even have to try! I could come dressed in dirty band-aids and dog shit and tween girls would still think I'm the hottest thing since texting. So suck on that, bitches!"
Dishonorable Mention: Pheobe Price
Why was she even there? Was she working coat check and just wanted to look fancy? Next!
Freshest Face: Hayden Panettiere
As always, Hayden looks natural, glam, and gorgeous.
Honorable Mention: Tia Mowry
This look is so fresh! I love it.
Most Busted Face: Miley Cyrus
To quote the words of the great Lady Sovereign, "Bitch, did you know you're orange"
Josh Holloway & Mary Murphy

Selena Gomez

Lil Mama & Josh Duhamel

Will Smith & David Archuleta

Jabbawockeez & David Cook

Jessica Stroup & Rainn Wilson

Sophia Bush & Jennifer Stone

Minka Kelly & Brittany Snow

Anna Maria Perez de Tagle

Cassie Steele & Tia Mowry

Katherine McPhee

Brenda Song

Neicy Nash & Jordin Sparks

Chris Brown

Lauren Conrad & Kim Kardashian

David and Victoria Beckham

Stephanie Pratt

Jonas Brothers


Scarlett Johansson


Hayden Panettiere

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Kristen Bell

Natasha Beddingfield & Randy Jackson

Danica Patrick

Rachel Bilson

Blake Lively

Miranda Cosgrove

Miley Cyrus



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