Tuesday, August 5, 2008

All The Cool Girls Are Doing It

Ah faux-lesbianism. What dumbshit, no brained, dead eyed 20-something attention whore who can't get noticed for anything except her carnal coochie isn't kissing her acquantainces in order to get noticed by the Labat Blue chugging, football and salad on the sly tossing, over excessive gel using, American Eagle jeans buying douchebag these days? Seems the answer is no one! Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst, daughter of Patti and new face and body of Myla are the latest to jump on the whorewagon. Sing it with me, ya'll: "They know what douchbags like, they know what douchebags want!" If I've said it once, I've said it a gazillion times, if you're going to make out, you should do it cause you think the person is totally sexalicious, not to get attention because you're too effing moronic to get it any other way. Dumb hos will never learn.


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