Sunday, August 31, 2008

Diddy to McCain: You're Bugging The Fuck Out.

Diddy, known for his informative and educational video blogs, decided to take time out of his sleepless schedule to appeal to ancient artifact John McCain in the old man's own language: by telling him that he's bugging the fuck out for picking Sarah Palin as his VP running mate. Here are a few eloquntly spoken gems from El Diddles: "ALASKA? Come on, man. I don’t even know if there are any black people in Alaska. John, come on. Sarah [Palin]? What in the hell? ALASKA? You’re bugging the f— out. Sarah Palin, you ain’t ready to be vice president. ALASKA MOTHERF—-ER? What is the reality in Alaska? There aren’t even any crackheads in Alaska. There aren’t no black people in Alaska.” Well?!? Are there any black people in ALaska? I mean, I don't know because I've never been and I sure as hell don't really want to go. What I do know is both McCain and Palin are pro-life and anti gay (does anyone see the irony in that besides me?) therefore would be a big giant leap backwards for mankind. You progress, not REgress. Next thing you know they'll be taking away the women's right to vote. Actually, those rightwing mfers would love that, wouldn't they? One day you'll wake up and your uterus will be stamped, "Property of the U.S. government". It will be George Orwell's "1984" all come to fruition! The Thought Police will be everywhere and there will be nowhere to hide except Ann Coulter's vagina. You know that fallout shelter is safe. I'm sure it hasn't seen a man in decades, therefore would make a great hiding place.

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