Thursday, August 14, 2008

I Wouldn't Admit That To The World

In the latest issue of In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she is an almost-child molesting whore who doesn't care about breaking up familes and sleeping with men who have babies by 17 year olds on the way. Dawson claims that she and Jamie Lynn's baby daddy, Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. She also claims their gross affair wasn't a one time thing, but that they were sleeping together throughout almost all of J.L.'s pregnancy. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she shares. The pair first met in November 2006, at the home of her sister. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between the CHILD and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” The couple saw each other a few times and “kissed randomly,” but it wasn’t really “hot and heavy,” Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007. So this bitch admits to hooking up with someone underage while she was in her mid twenties?!? Where is Chris Hanson when you need him? Lock her up and throw away the key! Though Casey and Jamie Lynn were still involved, Kelli insists, “You never knew if they were broken up or not, because it changed from day to day!” The pair didn’t bother to hide their relationship. “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years,” confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ first husband and fame whore willing to say anything to remain relevant. “They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Kelli says she and Casey stopped sleeping together a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth to their daughter, Maddie. “It just didn’t feel right,” she explains. “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” She says the last time the couple had sex together was in March but “even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.” Wow, what a Mother Theresea that one. Refusing to sleep with a man anymore SIX MONTHS into his girlfriend's pregnancy. But I guess it did feel right making out with and probably sleeping with someone who wasn't even legally an adult yet? What a skanky, effed in the head whore! And obviously she has no shame or else she wouldn't talk to the rags. The shit people will do for money and their five minutes. Disgusting.


Brown Girl Gumbo said...

What has the world come to? Nothing more to say.

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