Monday, August 18, 2008

Khloezilla Stomps Out

Khloezilla took time out from terrorizing small villages and throwing cars at buildings to watch her big assed sister Kim perform with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Nightclub the other evening. I suppose they lifted the roof so that Kloezillz could fit inside. So thoughtful! You know, I bet Khloezillz is so helpful to have attend your gatherings. I mean, think about it: if you need your tiki torches lit: BAM! all she has to do is breathe on them. Stubborn fireplace won't light? Khloezilla will have it going in a flash! Asked for that steak done medium well but you received it medium rare? All she has to do is blow on it lightly and voila! Medium well in an instant! See? And you thought Kim was the talented one. All she can do is eff for the camera, look braindead, and apparently get a shitload of work done on her ass at the tender age of 27 (seriously, bitch looks like Joan Collins in these pics). You are a national treasure Khloezil, and I totally heart you.


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