Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Metrosexual Dave Matthews is 47?!?

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Hot damnalamadingdong! Dave Matthew's metrosexual twin brother, Tom Ford, turns 47 today. 47! Are we comprehending this people? His skin is smoother than mine, and I have GOT to know what that bitch's skin care regimen is. It probably involves some sick shit like the blood of 58 virgins, the semen of turtles, and all that nasty business that went down in "Dumplings" from "Three...Extremes". If you've seen that movie (and you really should) you know what I'm talking about. If not, I won't ruin it for you. But if I start seeing Tom Ford hanging with Bai Ling, I'll know what's really going down.

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