Friday, August 8, 2008

What The Hell Is Going On Here?

What is the meaning of this? Did I just wake up in 1999? I must have because Britney's tracks aren't showing, she is not sprinkled with Cheeto dust, and there is no grease stain to be found on her shirt. No grease stain, people! Are you understanding the magnitude of this statement?!? I might as well have said "Jesus has come back to Earth as Eva Longoria Parker and is marrying Dave Coulier after which they will together adopt a family of albino alpacas who they will raise to become the next great leaders of the world." You see how much sense that statement makes? None! Which is exactly how much sense the statement "Britney does not have a stain on her shirt" makes. Anyway, here's a promo picture of a do-able Britney with Russell Brand rehearsing for a guest spot at this year's MTV VMA's. While there's no word on whether or not she will perform, I am soooo hoping she does! What's the worst that can happen? There's no way in hell it can be worse than last year. She could just walk out on stage, take a shit, and walk off, and in comparison it would be a massive success.


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