Tuesday, September 23, 2008


Looks like someone has been wearing out their copy of "Zoolander" on dvd. I bet David Beckham spent HOURS in front of the mirror turning his head and perfecting the pose made famous by Ben Stiller. After all, every single solitary picture out of this upcoming calander of his is the exact same. They could dangle him upside down over a den full of starving lions and this would be the look you get. You could tell him wife Victoria has just eaten an entire triple chocolate cake all by her bony lonesome and he would still be gazing at you with those serious, dead eyes. Next thing you know, he'll be opening up the "David Beckham school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too". Just you wait. I bet the blue prints have already been made.


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