Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Charm School Is Back In Session, Bitches!

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Break out your hot rollers, hairspray, bleach, prescription of Amoxicillan and your most elegant pair of thigh high nylons, because the crazy hos from Rock of Love are getting all mannerfied! Sharon Osbourne will teach all the skanks how to be true ladies, which means you don't scream "Fuck You!!!" you quiety gesture it by giving a bitch the finger. That is how a proper woman does it. Some of the crazies to be featured on the show include Angelique, Megan and Lacey, but of course none of them can hold a candle to the true Queen of Crazy, Kristy Jo. That hot mess is going to have seventeen meltdowns, twenty one spontaneous fits of hysterical laughter, four brutal beatdowns, and one divorce guaranteed. And that'll just be the first episode. I am truely counting on her to make this season spectacular. So who are you rooting for to take this whole thing? I am team Destiney all the way. She's not only the hottest tanorexic in the hizzy, but the most normal as well. Then again, I guess that's not really saying much, is it? Look for the season premiere October 12th at 9. My DVR is already set!

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