Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Do. Not. Want!!!!

My eyes! My fucking eyes! I fear that I shall be blinded for all eternity! I'm so glad I have a braille keypad, otherwise I would not be able to warn you about the tragedy that is the new Sarah Palin action figure . I don't know about you, but the last person on Earth I would want to see in a schoolgirl outfit is this effing twit. I don't care if it's a doll. It's still fug and tramatizing. And let's get something straight: this woman is not, nor will ever be anything that even remotely resembles a hero. Unless, of course, you consider homophobic women haters who want to take everyone but the moral majority's rights away, in which case, yes, she is definetely a hero. The only thing positive I see about this picture is that it accurately represents her brain capacity which is definetely equal to a plastic, inanimate object that can and will poke children's eyes out. Hmmm...I wonder if this thing is flamable? If so, toasted marshmallow and Palin dolls by the campfire at my house!

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