Saturday, September 6, 2008

"Fashion Rocks" SuperGiantoMegaPost

Aw! Look at that! Crazy Abdul is cheerfully waving and thanking all those photographers for showing up at her house to watch "Terms of Endearment" and play with her magical elf friend Frondorf. Thankfully all of them are too polite to tell her that she is really at the "Fashion Rocks" awards show, and instead of in her favorite pair of bunny slippers sipping on Pinot on her couch. Anyway, as always the show brought us tons and tons of fashion to ga-ga over, so let's dive right in a take a look at the fab and fug. And, as Paula would say, have a Very Vicodin Day!
Best Dressed: Lil Mama
Yeah, i know most of you are probably thinking I have been digging through Ms. Abdul's medicine cabinet for choosing Lil Mama as the night's most fab dresser, but hello?!? This is Fashion Rocks! If you can't have fun with your fashion choices here, where can you? Also, the tophat is super dope, and I totally want one now.
Worst Dressed: Solange Knowles
OMFG. This bitch is serious! She looks like a birds nest that was shit out by a desperately hungry koala. Listen, Solange, I know you want to seperate yourself from your sister, but this is not the way to do it. Couldn't you have just gone the sex tape route? Hell, that would be more classy than this monstrosity. And before you start saying "Oh well, you just gave Lil Mama praise for being original!", there is a big difference between those two. L.M. always dresses eclectic. That's her style. This on the other hand? A desperate cry for attention. Someone hug that misguided girl!
Justin Timberlake

Hillary Swank

Charlize Theron

Molly Sims

Tyra Banks

Sean Paul

Vivica A. Fox and Philip Block

Keyshia Cole

The Pussycat Dolls

Leona Lewis

Leighton Meester

Cameron Mathison & Vanessa Arevalo

Chance Crawford

Paula Abdul

Elizabeth Banks

Emily Procter

Fergie and The Black Eyed Peas

Miley Cyrus

Terrence Howard


Mary J. Blige

Debbie Harry



Kate Mara

Anna Wintour & Bee Shaffer




Lydia Hearst

Hayden Panettiere

Natasha Bedingfield

Ana Ortiz



The Dark Bohemiian said...

poor solange !! shes collecting "fashion faux pas " lool

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