Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Marisa Miller's Sports Illustrated Calendar is Meh.

I'm not saying that Marisa Miller is not pretty-her beauty is undeniable. What I am saying is that this chick seems vanilla as all get out. She may have a body for sin, but she has a serious case of ceiling eyes and definetely looks like the kind of girl that would just lay there during the dirty, assuming all she has to do is look hot. There's no fire or passion in her face. And when she does try to look sexy, it ends up appearing more like she's pushing out a queef. Anyway, here's low fat yogurt in her S.I. 2009 calendar. Yawn.


Madam Miaow said...

Ya see, if I didn't eat pasties and clotted cream and guzzle Rattler cider, my figure would look like ... Oh, maybe not!

Yeah, a bad case of dead-eye (she said, comforting herself and knowing real men would turn down such ice-maidens for just one shot at real passion ... Oh, maybe not!)

Ali-ers said...

"Pushing out a queef"!

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