Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Megan Fox Says Something Semi-Logical

I have a giant shocker for you. You might want to get a paper bag and sit down for this one. Megan Fox is bi-sexual. In fact, she was in love with a stripper when she was 18. Yes. You heard me correctly. I know, I know, I would have never guessed that either. I was expecting George W. to come forth with some gay scandal before this shocking suprise. Now that we've had a moment to absorb this revalation, let the us Read what Meggers told GQ in a candid interview:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.
Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
I could almost get down with that until she mentioned that walking skeletal disease Jenna Jameson. I'm going to try to put that aside though and say I completely agree with her on the fact that all people probably are born attracted to both sexes. But that's just me. I think even the most staunchly gay or straight individual could maybe fall in love with the sex they don't think they're attracted to. I mean, out of alllllll the people in the entire planet, I just think you can't rule out the possibility that there isn't one you might fall in love with. Anyway, blah blah blah. Here's our little bi bombshell supporting Transformer's costar Shia last night at the premiere of "Eagle Eye". I'd like to steal that necklace she's wearing.


Jill said...

I saw Shia labeuof on my campus he was filming transformers! i was like omg hes so dreamy and i was with my boyfriend haha it was so funny but anyway he looks like a baby next to her weird.

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