Friday, September 19, 2008

No Eyebrows!!!

So Gwyneth Paltrow went on the Oprah Winfrey show and blah blah blahed about how she did not have post natal depression after daughter Apple but was suprised to find that she did after son Moses-yak yak yak. The actress went on to talk about how good friend Madonna (ehem, name dropping, cough, cough) brought her out of her funk by introducing her to a super cool 2 hour long workout with helped shed sad feelings and baby weight. Although all this is fine and good, I believe the real story here is that Bitch has no eyebrows! Nunzo! It always freaks me out when someone is eyebrowless. It's just not natural! It's one step up from no belly button. Alienesque! Gwynnie may claim to have it all, but she doesn't. She's missing eyebrows. You might want to do something about that, Gwyndolyn. Maybe think about dabbing some Rogaine on there, or gluing them on. Without them, you just look like something's wrong with you. I mean other than being a majah biatch.


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