Tuesday, September 23, 2008

U WantWash CLove's Panties?

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Courtney Love is looking for a new maid through myspace! Now, now. Settle down! Let's not all volunteer at once. The coke dust woman took to her blog in search of someone who is not crazy to be her housekeeper cum doucumentarian. Not freaky? I have got to know what CLove's version of "not freaky" is. Anyway, let's attempt to decode the crazy:
Sunday, September 21, 2008
this is wierd but what the fuck
Current mood: cantankerous
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeperalso i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie - i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .thankswierdo mgcee
I can only imagine the shit you would find as Courtney's housekeeper. Probably an ancient mayan skull, 27 bottles of Adderall, a voodoo doll in the shape of Kat Bjelland, 42 tiaras, a crossdressing Ardvark, used tampons inside of used condoms, a blowup Ronald McDonald, every book ever made about Elizabeth Bathory, 282 notebooks of scribblescratched poetry, a shrine to Edward Norton, and Laurie Partridge in a Pear Tree. And I'm not saying I'd steal the Norton shrine, but yeah I probably would steal it. It would look super in mah living room.

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