Friday, September 12, 2008


Another day, another upskirt. What is wrong with these people? They are multimillionaires with assistants! They can certainly afford some knickers, and should be reminded by their gazillion handlers to put on panties. That should be priority numero uno. Before "you have a 10 o'clock meeting" or "what flava of Starbucks do ye desire this afternoon" should be "are you wearing underwear? I will need to see some proof. Seriously." The latest celeb to be caught with their skirt up is Jessica Simpson who I almost would give a pass to because she is so effing dumb I can totally understand her forgetting to put undies on. But this is all the more reason why someone should ask her, each and every day, a few times a day whether or not she is wearing drawers. Especially if you're wearing a skirt and especially if you are doing a family television show! For God's sake, this is not Howard Stern, it's Good Morning America! An audience full of baby boomers who do not wish to see Jessica's bare ass so early in the morning. It just doesn't go with coffee and a bagel. So Jessica, if you are reading this, hire a panty checker! Their full time job can be checking to see if you are wearing knickers, and carrying a few pairs around just in case. And not you, Joe Simpson. I already see you have your hand raised, but forget about it!


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