Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Jeepers! How on Earth does Drew Barrymore's vagina keep up with her? It has to be completely unaware of who's coming and who's going. First she was hitting the Mac guy, then she was spotted with some other scraggly dark haired dude who looked like he hasn't bathed in weeks, now she's seen getting superfriendly with Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick. Although, to be completely fair, that is most likely how Drew greets an aquaintance. By giving them a customary friendly tongue lashing. That is just how you say "good day" in slut. Westwick allegedly accompanied Senorita Barrymore to the after-party at Bowery Electric where the pair continued their makeout sesh. Barrymore even straddled Westwick, which I'm sure she thought was a more appropriate way of letting guests know they were together than peeing on him. This is an odd pairing to say the least, and not just because of the 12 year age difference. It's mostly strange because Ed Westwick looks like the type of guy who would seem real nice and friendly until you suddenly woke up wrapped in a blanket in a penthouse suite with him ashing his ciggie on you and telling you to hurry up and get the eff out of his apartment. All I'm saying is I would definetely never leave an open container around him, that's for sure.


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