Monday, September 15, 2008

The Vampire Lestat Turns 40!

Marc Anthony aka Lestat had a birthday bash (at night, naturally) the other night to celebrate his 40th. 40th what? 40th anniversary of being dead? Because I know this bitch isn't trying to pretend like he's 40 in human years. Maybe 40 in decaying vampire years is actually like, 4,000. Now that, I would believe. Other members of the walking dead to attend the party included The Scarecrow from Jeepers Creepers and her daughter Allegra Allergy Tablet. Some other Scientologist crazies were also in the hizzie, leading to further evidence that JHo and Marc are indeed followers of Lord Xenu. The big mystery of the night though, is why the fabulous Brroke Shields-who holds starkly contrasting views when it comes to the crazytown L. Ron blabber-was there. Perhaps she was just showing up to git her grub on, completely oblivious to the fact that Lestat was having his monster mash there on that day? If so, you're SOL Brooke. Unless, of course, you wanted to nosh on bat head apps and bloodtinis. In witch case, Bon Appetit!
Lisa Remini & Paulina Rubio

Dita Von Teese & Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou

Donatella and Allegra Versace & Brooke Shields


Jill said...

haha i was never a big fan of marc anthony either. he does look like a vampire! great blog haha!!

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