Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Glamour's Favorite Long Term Couples

Glamour magazine has come out with it's list of their favorite long term couples. Why? Hell if I know. Nevertheless they did, and here are some bitches that made the cut:
David and Victoria Beckham
Tim Ribbons and Susan Sarandon
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy
Courteney Cox and David Arquette
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Some celebs that they should have included but did not are:
Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassell-because they are sexay!
Tie! Paris Hilton and her crabs/Paris Hilton and syphillis-because that is a love that will truely last a lifetime
Vivica A. Fox and her five head
Tyra Banks and Tyra Banks-because there is no greater love than the love she feels for herself
Oprah and money
Pete Wentz and skinny jeans
Amy Winehouse and her crack pipe
Angelina and all the children of the world-yes, even your own. Eventually, she will own them all and her master plan shall be complete
Terrence Howard and baby wipes
Samantha Ronson and fug
Rachel Zoe and Adderall
Christina Aguilera and Maybelline-maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's the entire makeup department of CVS
Drew Barrymore and her lisp
Mariah Carey and the children's department at Macy's
Madonna and her penis
Naomi Campbell and her cell phone to hit a bitch-she never leaves home without it.
Mel Gibson and Jesus!
Paula Abdul and Vicodin
KFed and his freakishly high sperm count
Kanye West and his ego
John Travolta and his beat ass man wig
Heidi Klum and Seal-seriously! Why didn't they make the list?
George Michael and bathroom stalls
and finally, Sienna Miller and the dick of every man in every continent on this galaxy


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