Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Hef's New Slutty Bookends

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So these two cheap tricks are allegedly old man Hefner's new girlfriends. They are 19 year olds Kristina and Karissa Shannon (myspaces here and here and here) from Tampa, Florida. They haven’t been in Playboy yet, but have shot their Playmate pictorial, which will be in the magazine later this year, probably the Christmas issue. Ah, aren't they truely living every girl's fantasy? I know I always dreamed of being a young girl who barely just dropped out of high school, not even old enough to drink, banging the same wrinkly balls 82 year old Viagra popping perv as my sister. Nothing says family bonding like licking off your sister's pussy juice from a limp old man dick. And don't you even say EW. I'm not the one selling my soul for a chance to be jerked off to and a handful of clothes from the bargain bin at RAVE. Their parents must be so proud.

1 comments:

Madam Miaow said...

: ... banging the same wrinkly balls 82 year old Viagra popping perv as my sister. Nothing says family bonding like licking off your sister's pussy juice from a limp old man dick.

But darling, there are starving gurls in the third world who would kill for such jpys. So Ann Coulter tells me, anyhow.

 
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