Monday, October 13, 2008

Johnny Depp Voted Sexiest Man

In a complete non-shocking turn of events, Johnny Depp has been voted sexiest man alive in a survey conducted by Cosmo. The 45 year old father of two beat out contenders such as George Clooney (disgusting), Daniel Craig (suave) and Dreamy Dreamy Dreamboat McAvoy. Let's take a look at the list in it's entirety:
1 Johnny Depp, 45
2 George Clooney 47
3 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27
4 Daniel Craig, 40
5 Brad Pitt, 44 (totally overated)
6 James McAvoy, 29
7 JustinTimberlake, 27
8 Will Smith, 40 (DAMN! Will Smith is 40?!? He doesn't look it one bit!)
9 David Beckham, 33 (also overated)
10 Wentworth Miller, 36
11 Christian Bale, 34 (Should be higher up)
12 Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 31 (hells to the yes)
13 Take That: Gary Barlow, 37, Mark Owen, 36, Howard Donald, 40 and Jason Orange, 38
14 Ashton Kutcher, 30
15 Dermot O''Leary, 35
16 David Tennant, 37
17 Patrick Dempsey, 42
18 Clive Owen, 44 (definetely)
19 Pierce Brosnan, 55
20 Mark Ronson, 33
21 Gordon Ramsay, 41 (WTF?!?)
22 Russell Brand, 33 (are these people for fucking real?!?)
23 Pharrell Williams, 35 (absolutely)
24 Ryan Reynolds, 31
25 Olivier Martinez, 42 (ANI)
What do you think about these choices? Do you think anyone missing?


Madam Miaow said...

Johnny is not only gorgeous, he's intelligent, has impeccable taste all round (so maybe I'm in with a chance, heh!) and he read to a ward of sick children in full Pirates garb when the UK hospital saved his daughter's life.

He deserves his No 1 spot.

Ashton Kutcher is nice to elderly grande-dames so he gets my vote also. (Be nice to granny coz one day she'll write you into her will.)

But where's James Marsters? There's a grrrr fact Spike possesses that's missing with much of the rest of the list. Or is it just me?

Mrs. M. said...

I totally agree! Johnny is the thinking woman's sex god. Not only is he smart, he doesn't try to look hot. He just is who he is and that is always a plus. *Not to mention the bonus factor that he's an amazing devoted dad.*
I always hated Ashton Kutcher until he got with Demi. I think she's calmed him down a lot. Maybe she's slipping ritalin in his Red Bull or he's just taken to her herbal teas. You know the old ladies are crazy about their herbal teas. And Ovaltine.
And yes the grrrr factor is definetely missing from the list. I will accept Johnathan Rhys Meyers and James McAvoy, but the others bore me to tears. I mean David Beckham? really? I don't get it with him. And Gordon Ramsey? That's just plain uncalled for.

Anonymous said...

one of the sexiest imports out there is Gerard Butler....he can be funny as well as dramatic....he makes blue jeans and a t-shirt look great!Don't forget the scottish accent and a smile that makes a girl drop to her knees...

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