Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Latest on Hef and The Girls Next Door

In case you care, here's the latest news on old man Hefner and the Girls Next Door. First let's start with the main ho, Holly Madison. There's been major speculation as to whether OMH and Holly are still together, and now it has been confirmed: Hugh Hefner has stated that he and Holly Madison are no longer together. "If she says it's over, it's over," Hefner tells me. "But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." Old Man Hefner says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly. "With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me." Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt? Hefner says they're still romantically involved (LOL!!!), but admitted, "the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year."
So what's up with OMH and he's latest harem? In the last week, he's been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends," Hefner says. And they're not all he has to look forward to. A college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews is also waiting in the wings. "She was testing here this past weekend," Hef says of the centerfold wannabe, "and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too."
The 82-year-old Hefner laughed, "I'm dancing as fast as I can." Ew. I don't even want to know what that means.
Now for Kendra. She was on Chelsea Lately yesterday taking about the situation with Hef as well as rumored relationship with Hank Baskett from the Philly Eagles. I won't bother telling you what all she said, because I encourage you to watch the clip. I never really liked this biatch before but here she kind of wins me over. She so crazy.



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