Friday, October 10, 2008


I think I'm getting skin cancer just looking at Paris Hilton. Bitch is beyond tanorexic-she is straight up radioactive. I'm sure lifeforms can see her from outerspace and think we are in the middle of some sort of nuclear holocaust. They're probably canceling their plans to pay us a visit thinking to themselves "Fuck that! I am not trying to get whatever the hell kind of messed up shit that planet's got going on." On the plus side, if you don't want to have children I'm sure walking within a five mile radius of the toxic coochie will zap your sperm count into the negatives. And let's talk about how disgutingly skinny this bitch has gotten. Can you even imagine doing the sexy time with her? She looks like something only seen in nightmares and Ridley Scott films. You could get stabbed in the jugular at any moment by her protruding ulna. Unless you have a serious death wish, I don't know why anyone in their right mind would ever bang clavicles with this ho. Anyway, toxic cooch was out last night spreading horror and herpes to her fellow man and brought along some desperate slut from her new reality show along with her. How pathetic do you have to be to basically bribe people to be your friend? Or even more importantly, how desperate do you have to be to fight with others to hang out with Paris Hilton? Some people must really hate themselves.
P.S. That girl has totally got serial killer face. Helllloooo Jennifer Jason Leigh!


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