Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Sex Tape Nobody Wants to See

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This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have heard all year, if not all decade. Christy Brinkley's gross, vile, greasy ex-husband Peter Cook reportedly has a sex tape floating around that he made with a teenage girl. The tape allegedly stars Cook and the child he cheated on Christy with, Diana Bianchi, doing a bunch of nasty things it will take years to burn out of your long term memory. The NY Post says:
Yesterday, we were shown a series of stills from a video depicting Cook and Bianchi, both nude, having sexual intercourse on a brown love seat. They also show Bianchi performing a sizzling striptease down to a pair of black, G-string panties and then to her birthday suit as Cook holds his crotch.
Another shows Cook resting his head on Bianchi’s buttocks. It appears the tape was made at Cook’s Southampton architectural office without Bianchi’s knowledge. But other stills that are apparently not from the video show Bianchi willingly posing topless.
Ugh. Unfortunately I can totally see that perv totally groping all over that 17 year old child. His sweaty ass probably kept slipping off the love seat while he clumsily pawed her like a damn hippo in heat. And of course she probably acted like she loved it because he's rich or she had major daddy issues. I don't know why anyone would be interrested in seeing this crap unless they were complete wierdos with severe mental problems or psychological damage or were heavily tripping on 3 bags of shrooms and thought they were looking at dancing unicorns amidst a sunshine rainbow. Now if you will excuse me, I must go vomit and try to run backwards in an attempt to go back in time and forget that I ever heard of this unfortunate situation.

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