Tuesday, October 28, 2008

She Speaks!

Queen Ashley just paid a visit to Good Morning America to promote her and The Other One's new book "Influences". Suprisingly, Diane Sawyer did not combustively burst into flames upon being met with the great one. I am however, positive that she was wearing Depends so that she would not have to suffer the great embarassment of peeing herself right then and there. In this interview, set to air tomorrow, Queen Ashley talks about what it feels like to be a supreme being, what a kind hearted and lenient leader of the people she is, and how she could acheive peace in the Middle East with three words, some bubble wrap, and a Pez dispenser. You know that Ashley-so resourceful in a pinch.


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