Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Shocker-Madge and Guy to Divorce

Try not to spit out your tuna wrap-Madonna's spokesbitch has comfirmed that the Material Girl will be divorcing her hot ass hunk of man, Guy Ritchie after 8 years of wedded sorrow. This of course comes after months of speculation that the marriage was kaput. The couple asked the media to "maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," which I am sure will totally happen because we all know how respectful and considerate the paps and rags are about people's privacy. What will undoubtedly be decided next are who will get custody of the children (Madge, I'm sure) and how they will divide their fortune. M&G are reportedly worth some $525 million, the bulk of that belonging to Madonna. Ritchie has an estimated $35 million fortune. and they own homes in London, Los Angeles and New York, and a 1,200-acre retreat in Wiltshire, England. Well this has got to be good news for Guy. He's career has pretty much been in the shitter since they hooked up and Madge has definetely been the one who wears the balls in the family. It will probably take years of therapy to undo all the abused spouse tendancies Guy has picked up while being hitched to she-woman. Poor thing always looked so damn miserable! Sort of like Jennifer Lopez in "Enough" before she learned how to kick ass.


Madam Miaow said...

Yup, there go the King and Queen of mediocrity.

Never saw this coming.

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