Monday, October 6, 2008

Someone Please Sponsor This Child.

Bless her heart she has money for a Marc Jacobs bag but not a sandwich. How tragic! Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday last night at Pure with Sid, Nancy, and Daisy Buchanan's ex-boyfriend. Try not to sound too envious of this hot A-listy guest list. I am sure Nicky threw down by knocking back a half a glass of champs, and devouring her birthday Altoid. After which she promptly headed to the rest room to enjoy her delicious meal for a second time. But enough about the obvious. You know what is really unique and interresting about Nicky? The fact that she can look like an 11 year old boy and a 72 year old woman at the same time. I don't know how she does it. She simply must tell me her secret. Actually, she should probably tell a scientist, because simultaneous age regression and progression seems like something they'd be awfully intrigued by. Maybe that's what they're basing "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" on! The curious case of ano nicky!


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