Monday, October 13, 2008

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before...

According to News of the World, Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline have been burning the midnight oil texting each other with secret sexy messages. In fact, a source claims that Brit and KFed have been having "marathon phone sex sessions". LOL! What does it take to have "marathon phone sex"? You could be a 500 lb. bed ridden monkey and still have the ability to talk on the phone. What does that require? A working vocal chord? BFD! Anyway, K-Fed has told pals: “The calls got very steamy pretty quickly. It was like having a new girlfriend. It’s obviously rekindled that old desire between them." The source also goes on to say “They’ve been talking dirty over the phone and about how much they’d loved each other and how it all went wrong. They now speak at least every other day and Brit makes excuses to call Kevin, saying it’s about the boys. He thinks she is getting back to her old self." The snitch goes on to say that "they’re worried what it must look like after their break- up descended into such a bitter divorce. They want to keep it to themselves to see how well they’re getting on before making any grand annoucements." Ohpleasepleaseplease let a Britney and KFed reunion be on the horizon! Sure we've heard this same rumor over and over again for the past three years, but I am hoping and praying it comes true! There was no couple I loved more than the trashtastic, white trash union of Brit and KFed. Those two looked like they just had sex in a vat full of turkey grease and half smoked Marlboro Reds at all times. How can you not love that?


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