Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thanks for Pointing Out the Inobvious

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Don't you find it funny when you think someone looks perfectly fine until they point out some flaw about themselves which, once noticed is all you can ever see? Well that is definetely the case with Raven Symone. The Cheetah Grrl took to her MySpace blog to silence the (nonexistant?) haters who talk mad smack about her eyebrows:
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

Ok first of all...CAPS!!!!!! I do NOT like CAPS it is like SHOUTING! AND I DON'T LIKE TO E YELLED AT! Second of all, those damn eyebrows are all I can look at now. If I hadn't voluntarily checked myself into overpluckers annoymous, I would hunt her down and take some tweezers to those bitches. With a little sculpting, they could easily be molded into something presentable. This girl has hair and makeup people at her beck and call. There is no excuse for that whole situation. Methinks she wants jacked up eyebrows. Or maybe she's just tired of people staring at her breasts and want to give them another option? In which case well played Ms. Symone. Well played indeed.

2 comments:

bohobum said...

ha! that theory is brilliant
(so there's no way she could have thought of it)

Anonymous said...

looks like a tad of inbreeding!

 
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