Monday, October 27, 2008

They Are Going to Eff This Up.

In "books that should never be made into movies" news, one of my favorite novels of all time, Ernest Hemingway's "The Garden of Eden" is going to be made into a movie. And guess who's playing one of the main characters? Mena Suvari. Disgusting! She will be playing Catherine, the new wife of novelist David Bourne (Jack Houston) who together travel to Europe for their honeymoon during the jazz age. All is fine and good until she starts playing these gender reversal games and brings this chick Marita into their lives and everything goes hawwire. Basically it is a really awesome book that is going to be tainted forever by the corruption of Hollywood. Anyway, I suggest you read it now before the stank movie comes out. Actually I suppose it doesn't really matter because the movie will probably be so far from the book the only thing they'll have in common is the title.


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