Saturday, October 4, 2008

Top 10 Most Influential Asians of 2008

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Amped Asia has come up with their list of the top ten influential Asians for 2008. An attrocity? Tila Tequila and her stank nasty vagina made the list and Zhang Ziyi didn't. I demand a recount! Anyway, for better or for worse, here's the list.
10.) Tila Tequila
Why she made the list: She could wipe out small countries with one single vaginal wart.
9.) Jet Li
Why he made the list: Because he would thoughroughly kick their asses if he didn't make the list.
8.) Lee Soo Man
Why he made the list: Because he could buy and sell you
7.) Se7en
Why he made the list: Because he's hot. Plain and simple.
6.) Rain (and his hair)
Why he made the list: Because his hair has it's own zip code
5.) Utada Hikaru
Why she made the list: Because she's the Britney of Japan. Without all the panty flashing, frapp chugging and custody dramz.
4.) Park Jin-Young

Why he made the list: Because he's the South Korean Timbaland.
3.) Jerry Yang

Why he made the list: One word: yahoo.
2.) Jackie Chan

Why he made the list: Why wouldn't he make the list?
1.) Ang Lee

Why he made the list: It takes a special person to make gay cowboys not look like Burt Reynolds. And he did it.

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