Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Vertigo?!?

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Janet Jackson had to cancel nine shows since falling ill September 29th, leaving many to wonder what her mysterious illness was-if in fact she had one at all. However git yo' dancin' shoes back on because Janet is ready to hit the stage once again. According to her manager, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty will be returning to her Rock Witchu tour Wednesday night at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. "After a thorough medical evaluation, it has been confirmed that Janet’s symptoms are being caused by a rare form of migraine called vestibular migraine or migraine-associated vertigo for which she is currently receiving treatment," read a statement released by Jackson's camp and obtained by E! News. "Janet wanted very much to resume her tour so as not to disappoint her fans, but she continued to suffer from vertigo and could not perform," her manager, Kenneth Crear, said. Woah! Vertigo?!? How original! She must know we're tired as hell of all that "exhaustion" and "dehydration" business. Who's going to refute vertigo? Oh man, can you even imagine pretending to have that shit? If you're at a boring party or someone won't stfu, BOOM! Down you go. Perfect excuse to gtfo! Anyway, Ms. Jackson pinkie swears that she is going to make up the shows she missed in cities such as Montreal, Philadelphia, Boston, Greensboro, N.C., Atlanta, Fort Lauderdale, Fla., Uncasville, Conn., Verona, N.Y., and Manhattan. Disgruntled ticket holders have been asked to hang onto their stubs, which will be honored at the rescheduled dates. Vertigo!

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