Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Who That Is?

I see Christina Aguilera's face, but whose body that is? The pint sized diva recently released some brand new promos for her upcoming greatest hits album, but she hasn't had that body since way before baby. She looks photochopped to the point of almost having the superslim physique of the "Genie in a Bottle" days. For the life of me I cannot understand why these celebs are so insistant upon getting their pictures majorly retouched when we all know what the hell they really look like. It isn't as if Christina is some Howard Hughes bat-shit crazy recluse that we never see because she is too busy hiding in her layer at the Sands hotel wiping down phones with Purel. For shit's sake she's everywhere! Besides, so what if she's a couple of pounds heavier than normal? She is still a tiny girl with a great body. I mean come on Christina! You are beautiful in every single way-words can't bring your ass down! O.k. I know, that was cheesy. I'll stop. But one more thing-doesn't it look like she's giving fellacio to that space age gun in the pic below? You know it totally does.


bohobum said...

that space gun photo has gotta be every starwarsnerd's dream and totally intentional

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